freecounterpoint: A Kennedy crashes his car

Thursday, May 04, 2006

A Kennedy crashes his car

While driving dead drunk. Of course, standard cover-up ensues. I can't wait now for the Solons of the People to come to the rescue, and blame it all on the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (or is it Prescott Bush?)

16 comments:

Mr roT said...: I want to party with that dude.; 5/04/2006 10:52 PM
Tecumseh said...: I know a good place to party on the islands at the Cape, not far from Hyannis. You wanna take your chances?; 5/04/2006 10:58 PM
Mr roT said...: You bring the car, I supply the bourbon.; 5/04/2006 11:04 PM
Tecumseh said...: Will this one do it?; 5/04/2006 11:11 PM
Mr roT said...: Wow! That's fierce, AI.; 5/05/2006 12:25 AM
My Frontier Thesis said...: Well, I mean, he does have Irish roots...; 5/05/2006 12:42 AM
Tecumseh said...: Maybe so, but do the Irish call bourbon sleep medicine?; 5/05/2006 1:03 AM
Tecumseh said...: Howie Carr has a field day with the latest K. DWI crash. Hey, where is the apologia from the reliable Bierkenstock set? I'm still waiting...; 5/05/2006 9:07 AM
My Frontier Thesis said...: This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.; 5/05/2006 9:21 AM
My Frontier Thesis said...: I like this little tidbit, and the fact that Rhode Island still went ahead and elected him:

Kennedy "has been open about mental health issues, including being diagnosed with bipolar disorder."

It's kind of exciting. We could place bets on what we think he's gonna do next!; 5/05/2006 9:22 AM
Mr roT said...: Yeh, the Kapital Kops not even breathalyzing him is pretty lame. I say throw him in the DC drunk tank with McKinney.; 5/05/2006 10:04 AM
Tecumseh said...: Good idea, MFT, let's try our predicting powers and guess what little K will do next. Me, I'm waiting for a bar brawl. Or, an altercation at the airport with a security guard. OK, OK, rather lame. Got better ideas?; 5/05/2006 10:35 AM
Mr roT said...: My prediction: A drunken run for the Senate!; 5/05/2006 10:44 AM
Arelcao Akleos said...: I'd wager that in Ireland some lyrical Man of Eire, improperly intoxicated with his gad wouaiskie, somewhere, sometime, referred to his shiny cup of liquid pleasure as his "sleep medicine".
But chances are he would not claim he was on his way to a vote while doing so; 5/05/2006 5:48 PM
Tecumseh said...: Unless the lad was voting with his feet...; 5/05/2006 9:01 PM
Tecumseh said...: Dixit JJ:

Yeh, the Kapital Kops not even breathalyzing him is pretty lame. I say throw him in the DC drunk tank with McKinney.

Life immitates art.; 5/05/2006 9:51 PM