Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Ship of Fools


Progressives at home and abroad seem oddly unconcerned. "Islamophobia," after all, is just a product of the BushCo junta's relentless fearmongering, and Benedict is the Nazi pope who personally swipes the condoms from people's bedroom drawers.

"Progressives" found their niche on this ship, running around on the deck in their Bierkenstock sandals, tilting at W-cifer mills. And the Hitch, unhinged, torches straw popes in effigy.

The real problem is the West and its bluenose brigade, its Wal-Marts and Hummers and Big Gulp lifestyles. The Christianists, as some clever equivocators call them, are an impediment to Utopia as great as the terrorists... Using the legislative process to pass faith-based initiatives, driving jets into skyscrapers: madness, everywhere.

Says Pepe. In the meantime, below the ramparts, the geese are making funny noises.

If you say Islam isn't always a religion of peace, the Islamicists will kill you. This doesn't make them hypocrites, of course. The grave is a very peaceful place.

Naahh, says JJ, don't worry, be happy. Have another shot of ouzo. Peace, man, peace.

1 comment:

Mr roT said...

just apublic order issue, ai. like wwii.