Friday, March 06, 2009

Miller Time for Rushbo

A modest proposal at the court of the King.
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18 comments:

Tecumseh said...

Lèse majesté is not to be permitted at the Court of the Sun King. Off with the heads of those stinking peasants that dare to trespass on the manicured lawns of Versailles.

3/06/2009 7:40 AM
Pepe le Pew said...

Do we need this reason to execute him ? How about just for polluting the airwaves, along with Michael jackson ?

3/06/2009 8:40 AM
Tecumseh said...

I never listen to radio -- too many commercials, and only very rarely watch TV (maybe once or twice a week), for the same reason. But, from what I can tell, Rush is actually a very smooth talker, and quite entertaining (I listened to him a couple of times). Have you actually listened to him, or do you simply regurge the pinko Party Line, in your standard Pavlovian mode? As for Michael Jackson, he's been mercifully out of sight for a long time; besides, he doesn't talk.

3/06/2009 9:05 AM
Pepe le Pew said...

I actually listen to him very frequently, along with the preachers on the AM radio, on pretty much every long car trip I make.
He is entertaining but I never heard him make an intelligent argument about any topic. To some extent, he is the mirror reflection of Michael Moore - great for laughs y nada mas.

3/06/2009 10:11 AM
Tecumseh said...

The incessant chatter and commercials on AM radio gets on my nerve just about as much as jabbering on cell phones. I don't listen to anything when I drive -- I just drive.

3/06/2009 10:32 AM
The Darkroom said...

What a shame - the AM radio gives a fantastic insight on how the social conservatives think. A fascinating display of a mix of ignorance and superstition out in the open for all to witness.

And if you think Rush is a moron, you need to listen to (John?) Savage: the epitome of the angry white nut, endlessly angry, self-righteous, ranting and pissed off at everything under the sun. AA's carbon copy in the AM space.

3/06/2009 11:13 AM
Mr roT said...

I think it's lèse mayaté in this case, guys. Have to tell you everything.

3/06/2009 11:19 AM
Arelcao Akleos said...

Let's play the Translation into Honest Speak game:

Pepe said: "He is entertaining but I never heard him make an intelligent argument about any topic".

TiHS: "The guy is good, really good, and the fucker actually makes arguments, arguments which would be troublesome for me if I was an Honest mind, arguments the bourgeois might even confuse for intelligent arguements. But, hey, Je Sui Versaille, so do you really think I'm gonna be persuaded by goddamn stinking peasant Reason? I really like Mikey Moore so much better. No arguments at all, and he always sucks on my dogmas oh so perfectly. Truly, a reflection through the x-axis of all that capitalism and democracy shit that is Rushbo into the fine rougemange that is Moore.
Rushbo? His arguments fail to agree with my Versaillean imperatives, so shit on his grave".

Pepe said: " What a shame - the AM radio gives a fantastic insight on how the social conservatives think."

TiHS: "Heh, I can't help myself. Gotta try to grift the rubes with another con. Let's now suddenly shift the ground from one of Rushbo to one of Social Conservatism. Of course the discussion was not on Social Conservatism at all, but, hey, if you have only the lemons of irrationality on your side make some colonic worthy irrationality lemonade!"

Pepe said: "A fascinating display of a mix of ignorance and superstition out in the open for all to witness."

TiHS: "That's why I was born an aristo, strike my lucky Red talisman. Being one, I can pass through life hiding my massive and pathetic know nothingism with but an eructation of "the sneer" pasted onto the ringing emptiness inside my skull. By the way, note how I can throw in that sentence so I can blast Rushbo while technically referring only to "Social Conservatism", whatever that shit is."

Pepe said: "And if you think Rush is a moron, you need to listen to (John?) Savage"

TiHS: "Grant me a false premise in a hypothetical and I can conclude with any shit I want and still be one Valid aristo. Fuckin' Yeah, that's the kinda logic I like!"

Pepe said: "the epitome of the angry white nut, endlessly angry, self-righteous, ranting and pissed off at everything under the sun"

TiHS: "Ah, Savage my doppelganger in Berkeley Space. If only he could have been more like Your UnWorking Aristo during the hated BuschimphitlerNeokkkonKabal years. I was angry, I was white, I was one mama lovin' bleu nutted selfwankingrighteous ranting and pissdrinking whackjob ready to kill Rushbo and jail Bush and build a crescent monument to the glorious martyrs of U93, Allahu Akhbar!....er, Marx bless me, where was I? .....Oh, yeah, if only Doppelganger was a Red Wing Nut job his oysters would be my World, fuck yeah![hehe, the rubes never even wonder why Ayer America doesn't doesn't leave me wet"

Pepe said: "yaAA's carbon copy in the AM space."

TiHS. "Sure hope they don't ask me about that PM space!... so, where was I going with this? Carbon?... Carbon budget?...Car-boned ? [oooooh, time to call Kayla].....Cabron? Nah, I wasn't riffin about myself....To hell with it. Only I knows, oh so true, is that I love me Savage Rush"

3/06/2009 4:21 PM
Mr roT said...

AA, I don't buy much of what you write. In high school, I used to watch Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker for the sheer joy of witnessing their stupidity.

When I worked in the machine shop, I had to listen to Rush quite a lot too, as the drones there would switch the radio on and get a new gumfull of Copenhagen religiously at the obesero-appointed hour.

I must say that I never thought his show was any good or argued well or was entertaining any more than when the moors across the hall in my dorm would play early rap. The drones and athletes listened with equal attention to each.

It is junk for the droolers and gangbangers (respectively).

3/06/2009 4:34 PM
The Darkroom said...

Don't think I could find a better argument than this endless rant to make a convincing AA-Savage parallel. Obrigado.

3/06/2009 5:56 PM
The Darkroom said...

I used to watch Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker for the sheer joy of witnessing their stupidity

Leave Jimmy alone - he knew where all the Airline Hwy hookers were and could give you the rundown on every one of them. A wealth of knowledge. Plus, like Tec once said, he built a university goddamit.

3/06/2009 7:02 PM
Tecumseh said...

That was Jerry Falwell who built a University, you ignoramus. Try doing that.

As for AA's fillip, I thought it was pretty good, pace Mr Rot. (Pepe doesn't count, he's just on automatic pinko pilot.)

3/06/2009 9:20 PM
Pepe le Pew said...

tec, the jimmy swaggart bible college in Baton Rouge, LA is one of the foremost places of high learning in america.

3/06/2009 10:05 PM
Tecumseh said...

All I know in BR is LSU, and The Chimes. Never heard of the the Jimmy Swaggart University. Are you making this up?

3/06/2009 10:15 PM
Mr roT said...

TEcs, Is The Chimes any good? Reminds me of a Chinese restaurant in Brooklyn I knew called The Chinks.

3/07/2009 1:00 AM
Pepe le Pew said...

Not University but Bible College. Unfortunately, brother jimmy was tempted by the devil in the form of a $20 street hooker in the late 80s (and again in the early 90s) and it seems college enrollment suffered from the narrow-mindedness of the would-be students who confused the good lord's challenge for hypocrisy: Brother Jimmy was busted by a competing teletalebangelical whose personal trysts were exposed two months prior by swaggart and who had the poor taste to retaliate by having him trailed.

As a result, it seems the JSBC is no more, but references to it can be found through google.

3/07/2009 4:02 AM
Tecumseh said...

Mr Rot: The Chimes is the place to go whn in Red Stick. Good beer selection, gator food. But it gets crowded with students at times, so you may not be able to get in.

Pepe: Got the history lesson, but the upshot is, there's no such thing as a "Jimmy Swaggart University" (or College, or whatever) in the here and now (or even some years ago, when I was traipsing around).

3/07/2009 8:14 AM
Pepe le Pew said...

ok but read my comment - i didn't said otherwise.

3/07/2009 8:58 AM

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