Thursday, September 28, 2006

How's the Grant Process Work?

The field of jihad can satisfy your scientific ambitions, and the large American bases (in Iraq) are good places to test your unconventional weapons, whether biological or dirty, as they call them.
Is the Jihad Field relativistic or Euclidean? Classical or quantum? So much work! You think the Lagrangean can be found in the Koran somewhere? What if the conservation laws violate sharia? I think the gauge group should be SU(9) × U(1) × U(1).
This is an interesting development, though. The terrorists in Iraq (if indeed there are any) need technical help and so they appeal to the disgruntled infidel. What does Mogo (PBUH) say about dat?

3 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

Just go to your local Wahabi mosque [90% likelihood to be one, in the good ol' USA, thanks to Ever Our Friends & Allies, the Saudis], and drop a few lines as to how those 'Ricains need a bit of good technobashing, Allahu Akbar.
Follow the little red Pew and a new world of possibilities is yours, Neocons.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Well, it is probably Newtonian, full of Absolutes but still needing the constant plunging of Allah's hand into the Ass of the Universe to keep the shit properly flowing.

Mr roT said...

Heh.