Saturday, January 17, 2009

Facing the music

Kayla is waiting.
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24 comments:

Pepe le Pew said...

This sounds like the best possible use of a male escort.

1/17/2009 9:50 AM
Tecumseh said...

Barney tried some innovative ways, too.

1/17/2009 10:11 AM
Mr roT said...

After an initial encounter in which he paid Steve Gobie $80 for sex, the Congressman says he tried to lift the younger man out of drugs and prostitution by hiring him to run errands. He wrote letters to Gobie's probation officer and paid his psychiatric bills. He allowed Gobie the use of a car and sometimes his apartment when he was out of town.

Yeah, I was just trying to lift her up, out of that morass of prostitution...

1/17/2009 10:49 AM
Pepe le Pew said...

How it is anybody's business what he does with his cash is beyond me.

1/17/2009 10:53 AM
Arelcao Akleos said...

Yeah, that's right Le Pew. You said it, bro. My remaining good cash has gone into getting that hitman and so to collect on a life insurance policy taken out on some fool Frog of an aristo photog in Nawlins. That bizness is my bizness, damn it.

1/17/2009 11:08 AM
Tecumseh said...

JJ: It's the Founding Fathers, not the PC Framers.

Pepe: Barney also used his pull to lift parking tickets Gobie had racked up. He almost got thrown out of the House for that, but managed to hang on (pinkos hang together, ya know: you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours).

1/17/2009 11:49 AM
Pepe le Pew said...

ever a proud member the morality police aa - if you aren't a closet commie I don't know who is.
How many piles of manure does one have to overturn to hire a hit man ?

1/17/2009 11:54 AM
Arelcao Akleos said...

Craigslist is as Clean as PP, Pepe.

1/17/2009 12:05 PM
Pepe le Pew said...

I am terrified.
So do you just bark, little doggie, or do you bite ? Are there cojones in these pants or just porto-jello ?

1/17/2009 12:08 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...

From a straight little hit and cash op, to Clean as PP, to Pepe salivating after balls.
Bizness has decayed.

Your head on a platter, St. Jones.

1/17/2009 12:45 PM
Pepe le Pew said...

yawn. clown.

1/17/2009 12:51 PM
Mr roT said...

I think this thread wins worst ever. Savor. Savor. I will be sending hit-Kaylas to both of you. AI, mention Coanda here and I'll have to shell out for another Kayla.

1/17/2009 12:59 PM
Anonymous said...

This is A "Coanda" I. What you going to do, JJ boy?

1/17/2009 1:01 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...

Yer die laughin', Pepe.

1/17/2009 1:02 PM
Mr roT said...

Anon: Moi? Rien. Kayla? Beaucoup!

1/17/2009 1:14 PM
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1/17/2009 1:26 PM
Pepe le Pew said...

Don't you have slows to bugger aa ? You might try and impress them in the process.

1/17/2009 1:28 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...

Slows would be quite the buggered, Pepe. If only they could escape the slough of despond for the slow road to sloe gin fizz.
Nawlins done mushed you down alright, chien d'andy's loo.

1/17/2009 1:44 PM
Mr roT said...

What are slows?

1/17/2009 1:47 PM
Mr roT said...

Is it like a side dish, cole slaw? Hole slow?

1/17/2009 1:48 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...

That is the Enigma of Le Pew: "English, is it Yen or Zen?: A Guide to the Perplexed".

1/17/2009 1:52 PM
Mr roT said...

I prefer Yen. Lots of them.

1/17/2009 1:57 PM
Pepe le Pew said...

sows

1/17/2009 3:09 PM
Mr roT said...

sows

1/17/2009 3:16 PM

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