My good friend Mela has decided she hates our blog and so will not become a contributor. She writes,
So, like, someone writes a post, and just to show that he's up with what's really important in the world, he does a bit of reference-dropping. Someone else comes along, and with self-satisfied confidence that his place in this little world is secure, he thinks "I get your references." And just to cement the fact, he writes a reply, which says "I see your four references, and to prove it to you, I raise you four more, related by dubious wit, and perhaps some linguistics as evidence of my intellect." And just so it's not too obvious that he's one-upping the first guy, he veils his reply thinly with humor, or (gasp) irony...
I suggest we not make so many references, linguistic and other, and we not try so hard at self-affirmation with self-satisfied chortling at dubious humor. Probably we ought to be less pompous and know-it-allish in our little world.
Sorry, Mela. Habits are hard to break. Maybe gene therapy?
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This is great stuff from Mela. It'd make Mencken proud. She should join even if she just wants to take pot-shots at us taking pot-shots at the world.
Also: I enjoyed that "like" was the second word in her first sentence. Maybe ask her to give it another go. I mean really, JJ is the only asshole we really have to deal with here.
[somewhat related note: It's my theory that assholeitus is merely a reaction to bad digestion, or constipation... drink more coffee, JJ.]
Sound advice from the frontiersman. Maybe Sumatra coffee spiked with ouzo (and a touch of Grand Marnier) will do the trick?
jj, I think your pants are fine.
I thought I had cut down on my panting.
Aaaah, lame joke JJ!
Also: "like" was supposed to be (gasp) ironic.
Like, duh!
As I didn't know we were all being weighed and measured be Mela, nor even that there was a Mela on this earth, I hardly feel the pain of rejection. But I do have two questions.
First, is "she hate this blog" a mere JJism bringing emotional fire to a mere disinclination to participate, or does this Mela truly now burn with a newly kindled hatred?
Second, did I infer correctly that one-upmanship, wordplay, and the uses of irony are what roused her bile? If so then, assuming what Mela wrote is a fair indice of her own indulgence in the like, the lass ever tastes bitter.
Arelcao,
Hi! My name is Melina. I have been lurking, yes, but only because I'm curious about JJ's friends. You're quite right that all I have is a disinclination to participate, although it seems now that I have been lured into doing just that...
To address your challenge - well, probably if I met myself on a blog I wouldn't like me either! ;)
Note to AA: please don't ever use the phrase "JJism" again.
Thank you.
mft
C'mon, Mela. Tear AA a new one! The gaudy shallows of "indice" are begging you in for a swim!
Mela - very well written indeed! Please write some more... We need some humor on this (and every) blog.
Hi, Mela.
Didn't your mother ever tell you about what happens when a cat meets curiosity? But I admire your gumption, for most folks run if I admit I'm a friend of JJ. But now you have been lured, so hopes Tyrani e eu....and as soon as JJ has finished swimming in the gaudy [what a surprise] shallows please do unto him as he would have you do unto me.
As for MFT, I promise no more **isms forever
AA, no need to overdo. The customary indice is that a condom will work nicely.
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