Biking mashes your prostate like a goddamn lemon and numbs your schwanz. My Bianchi Nuovo Record's granite saddle was the only thing kept me out of sex-offender court back in Texas days. Well, almost kept me out.
Parallel parking with a numb penis is about as pleasant as riding in a car while your grilfriend attempts to do so driving a machine with a manual gearbox.
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Biking mashes your prostate like a goddamn lemon and numbs your schwanz. My Bianchi Nuovo Record's granite saddle was the only thing kept me out of sex-offender court back in Texas days.
Well, almost kept me out.
JJ, I didn't know you drove or rode anything besides a tricycle. Do you have a license? First, you need to learn how to parallel park.
Parallel parking with a numb penis is about as pleasant as riding in a car while your grilfriend attempts to do so driving a machine with a manual gearbox.
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